Whadup

• police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
• me: not with that attitude

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• 11 year old: has sex and gets drunk every weekend
• me: goes to movies with my mom

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how u like yo eggs

fried or fertilized 

(Source: togepi)

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